THE SPEAKING PUPPET

lightingupthereef:

I’ve been thinking about modern wizard au’s lately.

twinklepowderysnow:

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im so sad about gamkar but ahhh i love these two 

deer-dearest:

if u want a shitty and lazily colored doodle of dave and karkat doin some gay ass shit im ur guy

kitkaloid:

doodle! you know that silly little dance people do with babies sometimes to make them laugh..

chihirojones:

chihirojones:

vroom vroom

I christen this post in the name of delaney

the best accidental 10,000 note post there ever has been or will be

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

radio-silents:

The next morning.

(Otherwise known as the scene that was suspiciously absent from episode 12.)

lookbookdotnu:

Nothing scares me anymore (by Pupu Hoe Hoe)

andys-woody:

okay but does anyone want to write me some ot3 porn

please

The people on msparp will never know I’m shitting as I rp.