THE SPEAKING PUPPET

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

animatedpint:

CA: please kar, just one kiss

CG: FUCKING CHRIST ERIDAN, I SAID NO

CA: .. please

CG: FUCKING FINE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Sweet EriKar Kisses <3

swordsnglasses:

EB: such a needy bitch, dave is. 

Dave / John

sonicandpies:

imagine your icon saying boop in a really deep voice with their current expression

kingkimochi:

WIZARDS NEVER MOTHERFUCKIN’ DIEEEEEE

also, gomeN I JUST WANT TO DRAW CUTE DANS…. (´;-;`)

EDIT: just realized I forgot his ringSS…. oH WELL

Lol I’m getting my eyebrows waxed soonn

pupuroon:

terieri:

quit hoggin the camera wweenie

props to @pupuroon

They match almost perfectly I’M GOING TO DIE. 

Probably going to shave my eyebrows for cosplay bye

raspberry-corpse:

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(guys i honestly dk who to tag right now y’all beautiful let me do it later ok)

what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:

When your friends really want to get you into some weeab anime shit.